They might look like they just shuffled out of a retirement home—but don’t be fooled. Grumpy Old Men are here to cause a scene, spill your drink, and sing about sweat dripping down… well, you know the rest.

Part costume chaos, part high-energy cover band, these geriatric jokesters hit the stage dressed as your least favorite uncles but deliver a setlist that’s anything but old-fashioned. From booty-shaking bangers to sing-along anthems, no genre is safe and no lyric too inappropriate.

Expect dad jokes, dance moves that defy hip replacements, and an unforgettable mix of songs you definitely weren’t supposed to scream in public. It’s weird. It’s wild. It’s Grumpy Old Men—and it’s the most fun you’ll have with people pretending to be 80.